Contributing Writer: The babe arrives n departs

"After weeks e babe finally graced me with her presence.

The initial gastronomy plan of eating at Chao Italia turned into a take away junk food binge ... thanks to Mr Hungry Jacks. Blame e bad weather, blame e bad sense of directions of the driver & blame e dodgy lightings of Perth.

departs in an hours time back to her affluent area of UWA..."