Bone to pick

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I have a bone to pick with Australian Television, I really do. It really has got to be one of the worst free to air television anywhere in the world. Well, if it's anything to go by I've only come across Singaporean (PCK??!! ..eeewwwww), Malaysian, English, Italian (oo... varities) and the French of course, but really, nothing can ever beat Australiana and their fascination with the following:

1. Reality
Really, with the amount of time I've clocked on the couch with the clonker in my hand, I think I can spaek from experience when I can say, even though reality is a nothing fo me that reality has passed it's sell by date.
I mean, who the fuck really gives a shit about 8 bitches, bimbos or yobos yanking on couches??? Really, and this i'm refering to none other than Big Brother, like really, and to milk the interest of anyoen that is watching, you've got the play by play afteshow commentary and the show on the play by play, like gawd. Get a life....
And also, Australian idol, the finae is like 3 fucking hours long.. sheesh, exploitation at it's most blatant.

2. Home Improvement & D.I.Y. shows
I know tat Aussies like nothing better to do than tomeddle around the ouse on the weekends. I do ave it on good advise, and this is coming from a couple of Australians that they are thrifty, fair enough. But why the fuck would I care about the differences of 1,000 varieties of fertilizers?? dung is fung thanks you very much ...

3. The news.
Latly, I thought channel 5's news was the epitome of shit, but some of tjhe news here is ... . They oh so love to sensationalise everything and anything, also try to tag everything in the world that Astralia can be assoiciated with. And IT IS SO slanted it's worst than me hangning a poster (ok.. bad joke...)
Liek that female that was sentenced to 20 years in Bali for marijuaa, I mean like she's guilty as sinned the way I see it, too bad, at least she didn't get life imagioe what the fuck that might bring about here, right or wromg, justice was served. Now SBS .. THTAT's NEWS.

Well, was watching tele hence the ranting, lets just hope I don't get kicked outta here....